| Brian and Ryan’s Official Tiki Bar Rater | ||||||||||||||||
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| Name | Location | Location Quality | Theme / Style | Outdoor Theme | Indoor Theme | Drink Potency | Drink Quality | Drink Presentation | Value | Happy Hour | Food | Ambiance | Flair | Extras | Bathroom | Average |
| The Golden Tiki | Las Vegas (Chinatown) | 7 | Night-time beach hut | 8 | 10 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 8.8 |
| Ventiki | Ventura | 8 | Bamboo village | 9 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 7.8 |
| Forbidden Island | Alameda | 5 | WW2 bar on the beach | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 6 | 7.5 |
| Smuggler’s Cove | San Francisco | 7 | Ocean caves | 1 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 6 | 9 | 8 | 5 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 7.1 |
| The Jungle Bird | Sacramento | 7 | Bamboo huts | 5 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 4 | 7.0 |
| Tiki Tom’s | Walnut Creek | 9 | Island fishing building | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 10 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 7.0 |
| Tonga Room | San Francisco | 4 | Village shoreline dock | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 4 | 6.4 |
| Test Pilot | Santa Barbara | 8 | Middle class yacht club | 4 | 3 | 7 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 5 | 9 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 6.3 |
| Starboard Tack | Las Vegas (East) | 3 | Yacht club | 4 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 5 | 9 | 6 | 6.2 |
| Pagan Idol | San Francisco | 4 | Ship interior and village | 6 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 4 | 6.1 |
| The Zombie Village | San Francisco | 4 | Night-time bamboo huts | 4 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 5.9 |
| Trader Vic’s Emeryville | Emeryville marina | 9 | Tourist tiki resort | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 5.8 |
| Frankie’s Tiki Room | Las Vegas (MLK Blvd.) | 6 | Bamboo huts | 4 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 9 | 5.7 |
| Tiki Pete | San Jose | 5 | Hawaiian knock-off | 6 | 3 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 5.5 |
| Dr. Funk | San Jose | 6 | Bamboo huts | 5 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 5.3 |
| Cane Tiki Room | Paso Robles | 7 | “Tiki” | 6 | 5 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 5 | 9 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 5.2 |
| The Golden Monkey | Las Vegas (Resorts World) | 7 | Chinese port lounge | 7 | 10 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 5.2 |
| Luau Lounge | San Francisco (Pier 39) | 10 | Bamboo bar | 3 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 5.1 |
| Bamboo Hut | San Francisco | 4 | Bamboo bar | 6 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 4.5 |
| Hukilau | San Jose | 4 | Hawaiian prison | 2 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 3.8 |
| Li Po’s | San Francisco | 4 | Asian bar | 2 | 2 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3.6 |
